"Oh, but that's nonsense. Flowers can't talk."

'there is a baby monster hiding near me.'

'oh look it's grandpa monster!'

'i'm from the desert. i hope i don't die.'

'i am curly but i won't eat you.'

'i am safe and warm.'

'i am very green.'

'i am spiky in a soft and unassuming way.'

'i am PURPLE!'

'we are having a nice little party.'