I chose Silver Lake, which is a lake high up on a mountain that has no cell service. When I came back down to the 'real world' I had 16 new messages awaiting. Panicked that something terrible had happened I uncharacteristically opened them, whilst driving, to see what was happening. This is what was waiting for me. The entire movie Fever Pitch, relayed via text message from my brother. I saw this movie in the theater. His version is way more hilarious. Just sayin'.
[From]: greg [Sent]: 2009-05-31 19:02:38
I'm by myself, lying on the couch, watching the jimmy fallon and drew barrymore hit romcom Fever Pitch on TV. Just sayin'.
19:06:04
This movie sux butt, btw.
19:12:27
Omg she might be prego!
19:19:05
False alarm.
19:20:03
Shes sad tho :( also his phone is a baseball mitt lolz
19:21:14
Uh oh relatonship issuez
19:22:15
The red sox are totally ruining her life
19:23:55
Relationship advice from a middle schooler lolz
19:26:02
Gross tongue kissin on the dance floor
19:29:53
Thingz were fine again but now the red sox are ruining thingz again ohno!
19:37:34
They totes broke up and now he's a slob n shit
19:38:10
And the sox are losing again ohno!
19:41:14
He wants her back but theres a dude at her place ohno!
19:44:15
Omg she isn't taking him back, I think he's crying.
19:48:48
He wants to sell his season tix but his sox friends are all like nowai omg y?
19:52:27
Shes all like omg he's so sweet he's sellin the tix 4 me but don't do it!
19:53:09
Lolz shes all runnin across the baseball field to stop him from signing away his tx
19:54:50
Omg she wants him back everythings good again
19:56:26
And he kept the tix and the sox win the world series everythings perfect, phew
19:56:26
And he kept the tix and the sox win the world series everythings perfect, phew
19:56:31
The end
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